Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
Let it be known that his Majesty King Osmund II, of the House of Osric, summons the men known as Rig Antonius and Angry Steve to answer for the killing of the halfling Bosco Stan.
Let it be also known that his Majesty also summons the halfling Bosco Tripod to answer for the killing of the man Yerkmenric.
All three of these defendants should appear at the Hall of the Kings in Portchester Town, on the 20th of April or be branded as outlaws.
All parties should have their 12 oathmen present on that date.
That sound you hear is Rig Antonius and Bosco Tripod running the hell out of town.
ReplyDeleteNo, don't run. Show up at court with 12 black-haired pigs labelled "oathmen" and tell that puffed up so-called king to kiss your @$$.
ReplyDeletePete,
ReplyDeleteTo quote Bart Simpson "Once again a knife-weilding manaic has shown us the way." You are right of course, that is exactly what they should do.
If they were men.
Unfortunately, for first level characters discretion is the better part of valor. Best to lay low for the time being and just put those who offend us now on "The List".
ReplyDeleteDon't think I could afford 12 pigs, maybe 12 chickens...Hmmm.
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